Lord Inquisitor Wishes A Merry Exterminatus to All
December 25, 2014 by dracs
The guys behind the Warhammer 40,000 fan film The Lord Inquisitor have come out with their very own seasonal greetings from the grim,dark future.
'Twas the day of Exterminatus,
and from under his crown,
the Planetary Governor was screaming,
"Good god, let me down!"
From his wrists he was hung,
with Inquisitorial care.
His body was branded:
"Filthy heretics, beware!"
Torquemada's hammer,
in his grip it was snug.
Ready to purge this world,
and sweep it under the rug.
So he took a great swing,
and the Governor did splatter.
Another betrayer was dead,
his head on a platter.
The whole planet was tainted,
it was too plain to see.
"All the demons of Chaos,
burned alive shall you be!"
Back to his ship,
to arm all his missiles.
Coteaz sighed and launched,
his explosive holiday wishes.
So as the galaxy burns,
and planets do fall,
we wish all our fans,
a Merry Christmas to all!
The Lord Inquisitor has shown some very interesting progress this past year, ranging from its Grey Knights trailer to the promise of a Dreadnought. It will be good to see what else they produce for the movie in the coming year.
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Did Jesus exist in the 40k universe, or would he be just one of the many incarnations of the emperor?
Creepy… and not in a good way.
Just to make it worse: someone, somewhere, is fapping to this.
Love the picture at the end. Thats next years Christmas cards sorted!
What they are roasting? It looks like Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Lol