Cowboys vs. Aliens
Splat!
An alien peers cautiously over the crown of a low hill“What in the name of holy hell is that?!” exclaimed Fireman Flanders pointing at the strange creature atop a low hill.
Boss Spearman looked at where Flanders was pointing and cried out, “I don’t know but he’s got a gun and don’t look friendly!”
Dutch Johnson sighted down the long barrel of his Winchester, took careful aim and watched as the creature’s head exploded in an explosive burst of blue/green gore and a satisfactory splat! sound.
“Still don’t know what it was,” intoned Dutch, but seems he’s allergic to lead.”
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