Draconis: Spring Clean 2024 and onward
Misshun day 8
24th May 2024
Fownd out dat da ummies top boss nob, Charlie ‘as a big gaff at Windy-Sore Kastle.
So, I konvinced da ummies I’m wiv ta go der, so I kuld av a bit ov a chat wiv dis Charlie an’ sort sum stuff owt!
'E 'as a big gaff ereDis Charlie must av gud ‘earin’ or summit. ‘Parently e waz ere yesterday, but gone today. E musta erd I waz on my way, an’ dun a runner.
Well, since I waz ere anyway, I snukk ’round da joint.
Interrogatin’ sum of da unda-ummies it turns owt dat dose flippin mugs called Norman were behind de start of dis place, bilding da big mound an’ tower.
Den ovva boss nob ummies bilt more bitz on ta da place.
I kontinue ta pass meself off as da ummie kalled ‘Tom’, an’ dis allowed me ta pass unseen.
Dis place wuld be tuff ta take. Der’s loads ov soldiers and po-lice all round da gaff. I even ‘ad ta go thru sum sorta auspex scanna’ on day way in…. lucky me gunz r stelff gunz!
Wordz ta meself – I fownd out dat dis ‘enry ate won’t be a fret ta us. Turns owt ‘e is ‘iding unda da ground in da Chapel place…
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