Draconis: Spring Clean 2024 and onward
Misshun day 7
23rd May 2024
Me skowtin’ misshun is windin’ down now, avin’ got loads ov gud Intel.
Checked owt annuver of ‘enry ate’s gaffs called Sandgate. Da defences r pretty much gone, but I kuldnt get in – sum ummies live der now, an’ I didn’t wun ta blow me dees-guys….
Den I hin-vesty-gated a memorial fer da battle ov Britain.
I fink itz gud dat da ummies pay respekt to dose dat av dun da fightin’.
Da ummies almost saw thru me dees-guys here, one grabbin’ me. But I uzed me kunnin’, and dees-tracted dem by buying dem tea an’ cake – dey got konfused den an’ forgot ’bout me
I ‘ad to tag along wiv da ummies fer da rest ov da day, ta keep me dees-guys up.
Dey went back to Kanter-bury, so I skowted owt da wallz.
Pretty strong, but dey fergot ta put dem all da way ’round, so ders loads ov gaps fer us!
Fownd dis small place. ‘Parently Roman ‘ad a shack ‘ere, den dat STeve Augustine came ‘ere an’ ad a pray wiv da boss nob an’ is wife and tuk the gaff ova.
Den fer sum reson dey called it St Martins…. must be annuva Steve I gess.
Chekked owt STeve Augustines ovva gaff agin, so I kuld skowt betta wivowt da rain. No defences ov any wurth still doh.
Da ummies gut a bit suss agin, so I ‘ad ta dees-tract dem agin…. dis time wiv sum stuff called eyes cream (even I wuldnt eat eyes, but ummies is weird)
Wordz ta meself – ummies get dees-tracted by sum foods, maybe we kan uze dat info. Fought I’d seen da last ov Roman, but fownd annuva place ‘eed bin.
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