Draconis: Spring Clean 2024 and onward
Misshun day 5
21st May 2024
A tip from one ov da lokals led me too skowtin’ owt a big gaff called Kanterbury Kath-e-drawl.
Dis waz ‘ere b-for dose blokes called Norman came ova, so I fought maybe dat Roman bloke ‘ad summit ta do wiv it.
But turns owt it waz a geezer called Augustine who waz sent ‘ere by sum boss preest called Pope Gregory da furst.
Da place waznt much ta start, but it got spangly after all da Normans turned up. Den even moor so after da boss nob Henry 2 ‘ad a barney wiv ‘is mate Thomas who ‘e ‘ad made inta da boss preest ‘ere.
Sum of ‘enry’s nobz bust in an’ nobbled da Thomas geezer, den ‘parently a load ov magik stuff ‘appened an’ da boss nob ‘ad ta say sorry ta all da peeps.
No sine ov Sally ‘ere, an’ even doh my searchin’ said der waz stuff made by Goffs ‘ere, I kuldnt see anyfink orky….
Der uzed ta be a load ov bling ‘ere but annuver ‘enry who waz greedy (must ov ate loadz, as dey called him ‘enry who ate) nicked it all.
Furver skowtin’ led me ta a place where dat Augustine fella ‘ad set up ‘is base furst. Waz called da St Augustines Abbey.
Gess da St must be short fer Steve or summit.
Den dose flippin’ blokes called Norman ‘ad ta get involved agin’.
Found da heavy-dense!Da greedy ‘enry fella smashed da place up after ‘e had nicked all da bling
Wordz ta meself – watch owt fer any ummies called Roman, Norman or Henry. Dey all seem a bit dodgy, maybe a bit ‘o grot blud in dem?
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