Draconis: Spring Clean 2024 and onward
Misshun day 4
20th May 2024
I ‘erd ’bout a annuver big fort ’round ere at a place called Dover.
So I konvinsed da ummies ta take me der. Dey is eazy ta fool!
I fought da trale of Roman ‘ad gun kold, but it seemz ‘e ad bin ere an’ bilt a lite-‘ouse ‘ere. Prob fer landin’ da Boyz shuttles or sumfink!
Roman bilt 'is lite-'ouse 'ereNow, we may ‘av a bit’a trubble wiv dis place. No grot bilt stuff in dis place it seemz….
I fink dey must av got sum stunties in ta do dis work. ‘Parently dey dug a load ov tunnels ’round da place too – prob ta ‘ide in I spect.
Gunna ‘av ta get da ‘ard boyz or sum meganobz in ta krak dis place – shuld be fun skrappin’ time!
Dey got loadz ov wallz all ovva da place ‘ere too!
My kunnin’ nose no end doh, an’ I found sum sort ov sim-u-layshun ov da Fort. So I did sum xpert skowtin’ ov it….
‘Parently da boss ere waz two blokes called ‘enry, who may av also bin called Norman, or may av bin sumfing called A Gevin. Who kares doh, gunna be krumpin’ time ‘ere!
On da way back I found a place were it looks like one ov da flyboyz krashed ‘is dakkajet!
Wordz ta meself – I fink I may be finking too much ’bout da stuff. Kuld be a krafti ummie plan to konfuse me, wiv all dese difrent namez dey is usin’! Kant uze me noggin too much, dunt wunt it ta xplode!
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