Middle Earth Mega Project
Nocturnal Camping Trip for the Sunlight Challenged......what could possibly go wrong?....Part Deux!
An Old Man Got us STONED!
Daylight Breaks!
Having been done up like three enormous and easily distracted kippers, daylight breaks and the three Trolls are turned into STONE!
For those of you that have read the book, this might well be Middle Earths (or indeed any other realms) first and only recorded ventriloquism related multiple-homicide! Which in my humble experience is unique, not least that it’s usually the ventriloquist dying on his arse!
For Gandalf to have pulled this off, you would expect that he must have given a performance as unique, mesmerising and hilarious as the great Tina Conti! However his trickery boiled down to general pedantry, contradicting the last speaker, and generally quibling the details of a squishy version of musical chairs involving dwarves in sacks!
N.B. Just a matter of judicial clarification, Bert the Troll’s raised hand does not signify any form of unsavoury political affiliation! I thought this was a prudent area to clarify, as I certainly do not wish to attract the attention of any ‘Internet Trolls’! Arf-arf!
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