Middle Earth Mega Project
The Great Goblin of Goblin Town.
I have had a lot of fun with this truly horrible character, and love the whole bloated, foul, corpusculent look that he embodies on the tabletop. Always fun at the head of a ‘Goblin Town’ army, even though I have yet to see them do anything other than get ignominiously spanked and routed off the tabletop!
I also love the cobbled together throne with a somewhat foul surprise.
Clap! Snap! the black crack!
Grib, grab! Pinch, nab!
And down, down to Goblin town
You go, my lad!
Clash, crash! Crush, smash!
Hammer and tongs! Knocker and gongs!
Pound, pound, down underground!
Ho, ho! my lad!
Swish, smack! Whip crack!
Batter and beat! Yammer and bleat!
Work, work! Nor dare to shirk,
While Goblins quaff, and Goblins laugh,
Round and round far underground
Below, my lad!
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