Giftmas 2022

I’ve gotten my present for Pundancer (aka Sundancer.. i.e. Tim of UHH fame) purchased. I have begun the modification process. There is a high likelihood that Gerry (and probably Tom) will be seeing this and giggling as this is the first step in a year long effort. There are big plans that will require much thinking and lots of creativity.

Considering Gerry as the other half of the UHH I can say that there will be more fun had. Its not a done deal as thoughts develop still. There’s time yet and I might catch a random hint from the universe at large as to what direction I might dive.

Ben-voglio.. Benjamino.. The Kind and Thoughtful Ben-ediction has much to look forward to already and will simply beam with astonishment and wonder come time for his unboxing. He will not care that he missed out on Brutality.

Edit: written well before her escape

For Free and her buns (not those ones, degenerates) I’ve devised a plot that will involve international intrigue. As a man of mischief and mystery I am wont to do such things and Giftmas can only ever be a large affair. I might need to promote a moustache for this kind of thing.

Lloyd, the ever faithful hobby  slacker who gives us groans and regular pun-ishment, will see another box delivered into his hands which shall be a torment. It can only be said that I am as kind as I am cruel.

On that note I am not remiss in having thought of Justin. His pale domed prominence will rejoice in the care of selecting what things his care package shall include. So many things to work with its difficult to rein in the possibilities.

Warren in his over the top glory can await with glee, every day, a present that is sure to remain top tier per growing tradition. There are addenda which will fill out the box but he will find the fun in miniature form.

John as an odd on again off again attachment to the lineup and general presence on screen does have something to look forward already. The digging took some doing but I believe there are some details that he would find appealing and relevant to his interests.

Other recipients not on OTT staff have yet to be fleshed out for gifts but I think there is leeway in time yet to do that. It is one day a year and it will be utter entertainment for everyone when it happens.