All hail Fan Cam the First. King of chatroom
A wild Fan Cam has been spottet!
Being a Fan Cam cultist is no holiday. It takes Dedication, Commitment and Patience. And drinking off course. But that goes without saying.
After last sighting we left behind our special operative, and for many months he has been living on nothing but dried insects and the occasional Guinnes from the local watering hole. It’s been some long, cold nights, silently stalking Fan Cams territory. But today! Today that dedication, that extreme commitment and that ridiculous amount of patience finally paid off.
Fan Cam has been sighted, and this time we have a surprisingly only-slightly-blurry image of this mythical beast. Look at those long long legs it has unfolded today. No wonder it’s so hard to spot. It can just run by you at an incredible speed.
I wonder what Fan Cam has spottet over there? Is it food? Or maybe a potential mate? Will we be seeing tiny Fan Cams scurrying about in the near future? We can only hope and pray to our most holy deity. Fan Cam the First!Not only did we manage to glimpse the elusive Fan Cam. We also got a picture of his …(or hers…we have yet to find out if this is a boy or girl Fan Cam. It’s kinda hard to tell from this angle)…servitor! Can you believe our luck!!!
Unfortunately our secret operative had to hide behind some snowy terrain, before being spottet, so I fear this is what we have for now. But our hunt for more Fan Cam knowledge and sightings will continue.
ALL HAIL FAN CAM!
Now we need some sort of remote control…. WE NEED A CAMERA DRONE!