Impact! Release Some Damn Dirty Apes
August 28, 2012 by dracs
If any of you have read Unseen Academicals, then you will know just how good an Orang-utan can be at sport. Well Impact! are taking this one step further. Prepare for fur to fly and Apes to Rise with the new simian football team!
Just don't call them monkeys.
There are few things more likely to put a player off than the sight of an armoured gorilla about to tackle him for the ball. These apes don't have to beware the beast man, they can plough his face into the astro turf.
In general I would say that these are some quite nice sculpts perfect for fantasy football, or even just for creating some kind of gaming scenario around one of the greatest films of all time. Curious George.
Does any fancy fielding a team of apes? Will Impact!'s primates show just who is more highly evolved on the football pitch?
Finally! Someone with the courage and step up to state what so many are terrified to admit out of fear of the sheer impact on humanity it might have. Curious George was the great motion picture of not only our time, but all time. In the years to come, it will be hailed as one of humanity’s greatest achievements and, in truth, if we ever come into conflict with interstellar aliens it will be due to their religious fervor in claiming the original print of said film in an attempt to solidify their standing with whatever twisted gods they serve.