Oh, mat, he is only going to play with you and fondle you commenting on your resolution and “flexibility”. But he will soon tire of you, yearning instead for an industrial swamp or cracked lava flow. Oh, mat. He will love you, push his ‘nids around you, place his erections into your deepest corners, but then he will be done with you. He will roll you up and stuff you in a tube to lie in a pile of other discarded mats like a lifeless corpse with a tag that simply states, “Winter Roads”.
Don’t do it Warren! That matt.. is a smooth criminal!
Oh, mat, he is only going to play with you and fondle you commenting on your resolution and “flexibility”. But he will soon tire of you, yearning instead for an industrial swamp or cracked lava flow. Oh, mat. He will love you, push his ‘nids around you, place his erections into your deepest corners, but then he will be done with you. He will roll you up and stuff you in a tube to lie in a pile of other discarded mats like a lifeless corpse with a tag that simply states, “Winter Roads”.
RIP mat. We hardly knew ye.
this one is funny
And with the date out of the way, @warzan leaves behind him a trail of broken hearted mats.
Warren, you cheeky boy.
@Caesar This one is amazing!
Haha. This one’s hilarious. Big thumbs up.
I was going to make a lame “50 Shades of Green” joke but I can’t do better than what @beetle said! o_0 😛 😛
Yes he’s Mr Smooth now, but once he get;s to unroll her on his table he won’t give her a second look. The cad.
I hope its a wipe clean surface!?
I will never complain about not getting the punchline for these comics again.
Haha this is one of my fav’s
I am litterally laughing out loud, even more so after reading the comments 😀 This is fantastic. Well done joke!