Gurn of the Every Other Week: Wargaming Naked
April 9, 2015 by dracs
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My army isn’t unpainted, they are in grey urban camo!
Three colours is my rule: 1: Plastic is a color, primer is a color and the black on the base is a color. 😀
Yep unpainted gaming minis are an abomination. Then again so are Justin’s painted ones. 😉
I like to play against painted armies, the whole aesthetic of the forces and a well made table is half the fun for me. However, we all have time pressures, so I often find my gaming group end up with the grey regiments when they are expanding a force. I can live with that, its the people who have had models for years (or even one person I know, 15 years!) and never painted them that do annoy me a bit. I solved that one by buying him some coloured primer and a 200ml tub vallejo wash. There is at… Read more »
PS, that first picture is like a poundland remake of the usual suspects.
My mates Infinity models come pre painted, he gets me to do it
Hmm wrote this in a rush a few weeks ago, I should clarify that guy who turned up with unpainted minis did it week after week, obviously when you just started you need time to paint so that is acceptable…just
As to pre built and painted that’s just cheating…lol
Also I am not precious about the method of execution, any method is fine by me…lol
I understand that time and painting minis do not always match up. But as a ‘mostly collector’ I find the pride in my army is mostly in how it is painted. I would never field an unpainted model, in fact I’ve even found myself not wanting to field an old favorite, because I’ve realized it is no longer up to my own standards. Painting minis is like training the troops, you can’t send them into battle without training/painting. It also goes to show that if you are playing against a well painted army, the ‘commander’ has put love and effort… Read more »
Speaking of painting miniatures and dice, I shudder with horror everytime I see beautifully painted terrain and miniatures having dice thrown all over them.
… first thing … who cares 😛 personally I love painting minis, but then I’m an artist, so I will always like that kind of stuff 😛 but some people either can’t paint well or can’t afford the extra cost of paints ( it’s an expensive hobby ) or they have only been playing a short time and haven’t even learned how to yet … to get angry at someone for such a small thing is pointless in my opinion and gives the impression of being someone who plays only to win, not someone who plays to play … life… Read more »
see my clarification… 🙂
I am certainly not a gamer that plays to win…geesh if i was i would have given up years ago…
I have no issues with people’s abilities to paint either its about effort. I am not the worlds greatest painter. but to say i can’t paint so i will just not bother is just wrong. especially in this day and age where you can get a few paints relatively cheaply and a bucket of shader and be done quickly.
For those of us who are still looking at our first army and fearing what others will say once they hit the table, Thank you. My goal is to have them better looking than Justin s.
May not be much to some but it is a goal that hopefully is attainable.
I think the more strict we are on painted, the more we reduce our intake of new minis gamers. For some they gradually come to terms with painting, others never will, but the more tolerant we are the bigger the industry can get. This is until everything becomes PPP anyway lol.
Cripes, if I felt like I couldn’t play unpainted minis I’d never get a game in 😀
That is my curse…
Lloyd, have you tried HeroClix. That is prepaints
The power of skirmish level games – hardly any painting for maximum enjoyment. I think I’d done a Malifaux crew box in two days and was ready to go. Admittedly this is ‘my’ painting but it’s not of a bad standard.
Armies – I can understand when units aren’t fully painted but I do hate it when I see someone line up an army of grey against me in Warhammer Fantasy 🙁 Feels like I painted my massive Dwarf army for nothing.
BoW Ben
I’m afraid to say that I am of the grey plastic crew. But this is due to time. I wold love to have all my models painted but time constraints and the fact I love to many different games to keep everything painted before I play.
If you’re someone who does paint minis and loves painted minis, then there is a simple, three step solution;
1. Choose a skirmish game with a very small model count.
2. Buy and paint two or more opposing forces.
3. Invite your friends over to play with your beautifully painted minis on your gorgeous terrain.
This is of course assuming you trust you friends to play with your beautifully painted minis 🙂
Personally, I am the slowest painter in the world. It takes me about a day to get a single miniature painted. So mostly my army will turn up as a mass of base coat.
lol … you need to thin you paints more 😉
My suggestion is you need either more practice or someone with a great deal of painting experience to show you how to achieve an acceptable result in far less time. Despite what those intimidated by model painting think, good miniature painting is only 10% artistic talent. 90% is technique, good quality tools and practice.
Actually in our club we have games like that one person concentrates on one game and others focus on otjer games so we always have games to play with.
its no crime to have a very basic paint job on your army.. if i was inclined to do so i could have an army painted up in an afternoon.
I must admit I do find it annoying playing against people who use unpainted and plain base coated minis.
I must admit I don’t enjoy painting much but I always try to do the best job I can – albeit in a production-line manner so they at least look decent from a distance.
I’ve turned into a bit of a snob over time and will admit that I don’t enjoy playing a game against or with figures that aren’t painted. I myself suffer from too many games, not enough time. While I don’t expect or require my opponents to have a painted force, I would appreciate if it is at least fully constructed and primed. With all the wonderful coloured primers out there you could simply prime your models an interesting colour call it done. I feel like if you’ve had the time to build the models, not priming them is pretty silly.… Read more »
Yep dust is awsome….
To my eyes unpainted minis are unfinished minis. When i play games i want to play against painted armies because i put time and effort in to painting my minis. BUT! i don’t care about the level of painting on the army that im playing against. As long as the person has put in some time and made it their own. It shows that they care about the game and love for the army/minis.
I am personally certainly not an artist, I would describe my paint job as neat but certainly not good enough for painting competitions. But for me wargaming is certainly a visual experience, both terrain and minis must look at least decent. We do not see metal-coloured men walking around any more than we see book-shaped hills. So I have felt a bit insulted when playing against an opponent who has been in the hobby for years, and has boasted about his big new army, and when I see it there is absolutely no paint job at all. But certainly OK… Read more »
To play devils advocate, I wonder if people are spending lots more time building the plastic models so don’t have as much time to paint
hmm possibly takes me bloody ages to put those plastic whats its together
Building miniatures is actually part of the hobby I really enjoy. The downside of this is I have a lot of built, unpainted minis.
Aw man, assembling is my most hated of tasks currently. I actually had a full on tantrum recently because they make me feel so stupid! 😀
“WHY DO THEY NOT FIT TOGETHER!? WHY DO THEY NOT GLUE!? I spent 10 goddamn pounds on this hateful piece of metal! GAAAAAH” etc.
*sits down and quietly plays*
Bad as assembled and primed. But using just the base as a proxy is even worse. After the first time, I go by the “What I see is What you get” philosophy; nothing showing, nothing there.