Gurn Of The Every Other Week: Floating Gun Syndrome
May 28, 2015 by dracs
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I think that @johnlyons has the right idea!! A good beating should sort out that kind of thinking. Psh! Floating guns, indeed!
If Khrystan continues this line of thinking, he will have to be burnt as a witch!! I mean only a witches wooden brain would come up with such gibberish.
How do you know he’s a witch..?
he will be weighing in at the same weight as a duck.
But ducks weigh the same as ducks! Ô_Ô
Yes. It is well known that all ducks are witches.
Only in a vacuum.
Khrystan, envision a hammer swinging through the air. Now, picture that hammer just about to crush your beloved (and expensive) WH40K and 30K minis. It’s not someone reacting to your anti-gurn babble but the will of the Emperor punishing stupidity (letting go of your weapon?! Heresy!!!! Only from your cold dead fingers.)
floating anything sounds like magic. magic is heresy. Burn the heretic!
All i have to say on the matter 🙂
Funny nobody normally wants to touch a floater
…might be a lion bar!
Someone needs a good flogging! 😉 Floating hands look silly!
So what do we learn: Be careful before u assembly these russian (i know it).
Guys. Leave Khrystan alone.
Here’s the true story. Khrystan is really into Palmistry. It guides his every decision. It’s how he got the gig at BoW. And as a painter, he’s extremely into painting figures’ palms. Tons of detail. Life lines, Heart lines, the Girdle of Venus, etc. and he can’t do that if they’ve got weapons in their hands.
That seems reasonable…. 😀
So he should stick to armies that are exclusively composed of martial artists. Win-Win!!
Punishment should involve stocks outside BoW HQ where passers by can go to the wheelie bins full of rotten fruit, veg and eggs and proceed to test their aim and educate the poor lad. Take his glasses off first though, they may cost a bot to replace but more importantly they may afford him a low level of protection, maybe a 6+.
no no, use the 4ground humbling stocks!
They are far too pretty to sully with such treatment 🙂
You could of course just be sensible and use metal figures
I’d better apologise for my Icestorm minis then.
I could be a party-pooper and say it’s just down to poor model making abilities, but I once fought long and hard with a metal Krootox-thing. It won and I drop-kicked it across the room!
Another good gurn, floating guns and hovering swords.
the inquisitor has been dispatched to the B.O.W. h.q. for the heretic, chaos must be expunged.
Ghastly, unutterably Ghastly!
BOW Khrystan,
The BOW enclave has found you guilty of both heresy and of being a witch!
The TANKGOD must pronounce sentence!
To be fair I think a number of the Bolt Action models had this moment on Warren’s board as they were abducted during the boot camp. There seemed to be an awful lot of tactical redeployment by his Martian contingent 🙂
I’ve had arms and guns droop after glueing them. With plastic glue you sometimes need to put something under the arms to keep them in place till the glue dries enough. Foam from blister packs is best.