Hehehehe for christmas my kids will have to fill in a ‘Claim a gift form’ this year instead of a wishlist and then wait around for me to get around to it….
Now remember because this is such a festive time you will need to wrap each with a distinctive paper in order to remember which parcels are which and keep a log of it so that the proper package gets to all the good little nerdlings that won.
I nominate @lawnor for the extensive database work for the skill shown in the yearly mini pledges
@horati0nosebl0wer Hey, Excel is a great place to hide when you are pretending to work! I may also have gone as far as to program a board game in to excel recently and played through it one afternoon.
Does this mean I’m in danger of having Justin sneaking in to my house on Christmas Eve? Should I be leaving out snacks (What snacks are appropriate for Santa McAuley anyway. I’m guessing milk and cookies aren’t right and I don’t have any Anzac biscuits. Or should I be setting traps and leaving town?
Anyway, surely Justin isn’t Santa. Warren is Santa. The jolly guy in charge who doesn’t actually do any work most of the year but makes his underlings slave away. Justin (And definitely John) is an oppressed Elf who does all the hard work all year round while Santa claims all the credit.
Sounds like there should be something done about that. Warren, stop following in the footsteps of that man. You’ve got a reputation to uphold *snicker chuckle*
“Dear Satan” …. 😉
*ears perk slightly and an odd tingly sense passes for some unknown reason*
John’s been sticking antlers on all the crew
Yes but where has he been sticking them ‘shudder!’.
“Oh no I don’t.”
“Oh yes you do.”
“Oh no I don’t.”
“Oh yes you do.”
Etc.
Hehehehe for christmas my kids will have to fill in a ‘Claim a gift form’ this year instead of a wishlist and then wait around for me to get around to it….
Lol Justin the not so secret Santa.
Now remember because this is such a festive time you will need to wrap each with a distinctive paper in order to remember which parcels are which and keep a log of it so that the proper package gets to all the good little nerdlings that won.
I nominate @lawnor for the extensive database work for the skill shown in the yearly mini pledges
I second that nomination
@horati0nosebl0wer Hey, Excel is a great place to hide when you are pretending to work! I may also have gone as far as to program a board game in to excel recently and played through it one afternoon.
Is the answer sugary, in big cans and not recommended for the weak-hearted?
Does this mean I’m in danger of having Justin sneaking in to my house on Christmas Eve? Should I be leaving out snacks (What snacks are appropriate for Santa McAuley anyway. I’m guessing milk and cookies aren’t right and I don’t have any Anzac biscuits. Or should I be setting traps and leaving town?
Anyway, surely Justin isn’t Santa. Warren is Santa. The jolly guy in charge who doesn’t actually do any work most of the year but makes his underlings slave away. Justin (And definitely John) is an oppressed Elf who does all the hard work all year round while Santa claims all the credit.
Sounds like there should be something done about that. Warren, stop following in the footsteps of that man. You’ve got a reputation to uphold *snicker chuckle*