Scibor Unveil a Real Turd
January 12, 2012 by dracs
Scibor have a rather repulsive new miniature which could be both a great decorative piece or even a great daemon for some diseased army.
Though thoroughly disgusting the miniature itself isn't that bad of a sculpt, though I personally would not like to research the appropriate colours for painting it.
Do any of you guys like this mini? Would you be tempted to paint this piece of crap?
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Rather hillarious, actually 🙂 Brings in mind Peter Jackson’s early films or some slightly twisted fairy tale. The miniature is nice, apart from the turd 😉
That is one funny mini. Scibor does it again.
That’s practically MADE for Fairy Meat as a 1:1 scale “mini”!
When I read the title I was expecting another Celtic Space Knight…
But yeah, that one is a nice sculpt, though I think possibly whoever came up with the idea needs some medical help…
With this model in your game the Movement phase would take on a whole new meaning.
I see they also released it on Turdsday.
I’ll stop there…………..Sorry
I’d say… Devlan mud. It’s multipurpose, but for once, you’re using it for its main purpose…
And you could add Hull Red.
For that tinge of red in the stool that makes you worry…
Well..interesting see something original from Scibor for a change, even if it is literally shite this time.
I don’t get the ‘love’ part.
They should just call this “Matt Ward & the Poop fairy”.
@elromanozo –
Red streaks on the outside, thats nothing. Just some hemorrhoid bleeding. If you go with black, tarry, and a bit stringy then you have real problems – internal GI bleeding. You could also sculpt in a few blood clots.
I think we just reached TMI here…I only came here to laugh at the poopies. 🙁
Still I’m wondering what the best shade of brown is – can the pro painters here avoid flushing for a bit and fetch their paint pots? Just a thought… 😉
And yes, I know this isn’t what @elromanozo was intending to encourage when he was talking about colour sense.
Well… It all depends on what type of… excrement… you wish to paint.
As usual, the key is – sigh – observation.
You don’t need me to figure out what to do next…
Inspiration always comes when one has a good, reflexive, sit-down time.
BoW Romain
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You need to add some sweetcorn for the real authentic look
Not really into scatalogical pursuits but whatever floats (in) your bowl I guess.
Only floats in a high fat diet