Weekender: River Horse EXCLUSIVE & Win A Dark Age Starter Set
December 23, 2017 by brennon
We're coming to you on the Eve of Christmas Eve...yeah, that's right I think...with some awesome stuff from River Horse Games as they unveil their next big project.
Weekender Podcast Download
There can be only one! We'll reveal all later in the show of course but make sure to follow along AND we have some awesome goodies to give away this weekend too.
Updates
Kicking things off we have some awesomeness from @oriskany as he once again brings us to the North Pole for Christmas Carnage IV on the forums.
You can check out the post HERE and then go and delve into the battle report itself HERE.
We also hear from the winner of our mega box of awesome that we gave away during the Awards this year. Here are Paul and his Wife showing off the goodies they got in the mail as an early Christmas present.
Competitions - Win Yourself A Dark Age Starter Set!
Additionally, we have some prizes to give away for both the massive Jesserai Terrain Bundle and the Battle Foam Privateer Press Backpack - if you heard your name make sure to head up to the top of the site and Claim Your Prize.
You could also be in with the chance of winning yourself Path To Glory, the Two Player Starter Set for Dark Age. All you have to do is drop your Best/Worst Cracker Jokes below in the comments and we'll pick a winner at random.
Previous Winners...
If you were the winners of the GameMat.Eu Prizes from last week please remember to also Claim Your Prize, please!
volkbane - setesch - dalaidan
We don't want you to miss out on your goodies.
News
Come and find out what we've got going on in the news this week...
- 4Ground's Fabled Realms Previews - Check out some of the new render work by the 4Ground team.
- Warlord's Samurai Army - A mass of plastic is coming your way as an army project for 2018.
- Avanti! - The Italians are coming to Flames Of War 4th Edition and the Desert War.
- Coloured Song Of Ice & Fire Terrain - CMON preview what they've been working on for their Kickstarter.
- Star Wars: Legion - The Snowtroopers and General Veers arrive on Hoth for FFG's upcoming game.
...what has caught your eye from the tail end of the year?
What's Up At River Horse + Big New Game Reveal!
Alessio Cavatore has joined us in the studio to talk about all things River Horse and what they have been up to as well as revealing their next big project that will be coming to Kickstarter next year.
Make sure to get your comments in below on what you think of this new project.
Merry Christmas!
We're taking a break for a couple of weeks now over the Christmas holidays. Make sure to have lots of festive fun with family and get in plenty of hobby to boot.
See you in 2018!
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Am I supposed to say first?
You can say “first” and anything else you want to, as long as you throw in a “Happy Weekend” in there as well. 😉
TGIW, and what a weekend, Christmas in 2 days and my Mythic Battles : Pantheon Typhon pledge arrived yesterday.
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that’s deep pan, crisp and even!
There can be only one! Happy Holiday Weekend!
Justin’s beard is officially epic. Thanks, Az, for calling out the North Pole Defense Force and of course the evil Mumm-Ra, probably the best villain commander the Christmas Carnage series has had so far! Awesome surprise, Warren, to see it pinged on the Weekender, thanks very much and Merry Christmas to all and a great 2018 to come!
http://www.beastsofwar.com/groups/painting/forum/topic/north-pole-is-under-attack-yet-again-%e2%80%93-christmas-carnage-iv/
John, MY Little Tankie?
Justin s beard. Oh my God you fiend. You ate Tinkerbell. You b***are!
What do Vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?
Auld fang Syne
What is the fastest creature that lives in a lake?
A motor pike
We as a family have given up on Christmas cracker jokes in their usual form. What we do now is the person with the joke reads the punchline and everyone else has to guess the first line of the joke
I like this …
Ready for my cracker joke!
How do you catch a one of a kind reindeer?
Unique up on it!
Vajazzle. There’s a word I never thought I would hear on a Saturday morning while watching the Weekender. Almost spat my coffee out all over the place.
It”s the Weekend!
Just another weekend like any other… Nothing special, with its Weekender and so forth.
(This isn’t going to work is it? Ba humbug!)
Why would you never go hungry a desert island?
Because of all the sand which is there
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite. I think Justin is missing beard baubles to go with that glitter number. Really liking the 4ground Fabled Realms stuff. The crossbowmen look great as the level of detail and individuality really appeals to me. I do hope the Terror comes with an alternate hand without the human as well though. Interesting terrain, I am sure I have seen the green leafed tree format before somewhere. Being a shiny plastic I think they would definitely need a primer to take any form of paint. I like the… Read more »
On the last KS live they showed renders of him with 2 head options and 2 hand options. With victem and without
@sunabe thanks for the info buddy
Happy Weekend, happy Christmas
Although not a Christmas joke it belongs in a Christmas Cracker
“Footballer Danny Welbeck’s dad works in the bomb disposal unit.
His name is Stan..”
Yes it’s that bad sorry
Haha watching the interview with Allessio and my son came in as said …who is that is it Steve Jobs …
The world needs more jokes, even if they are bad Christmas jokes.
So much good stuff coming, but I have to keep some money back for the JoA kickstarter pledge manager.
That Highlander game has me ridiculously excited. I think it might be time to queue up some Queen….
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints.
Dunno any best worst jokes in english. So I will translate one. Although some wil be lost in translation.
Wie zijn de 3 vieze mannen van December?
Zwart piet. Hij draagt de zak van sinterklaas.
Sinterklaas. Hij schimmel tussen zijn benen.
De kerstman. Hij hangt z’n ballen in de boom.
ok now the translation.
Who are the 3 dirtiest men of Decembre?
Black Peter. He carries saint nicolas’s sack.
Saint nicolas. He has fungus between his legs. (The type of horse he rides is called a “schimmel” which also means fungus)
Father christmas. As he hangs his balls in a tree.
Poor old Santa only comes once a year
….poor Mrs Claus
For The cracker joke:
Q: Where do fish go for a face lift?
A: A Plastic Sturgeon!
My advent calendar will help out here, a joke inside every window so here’s a couple:
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
What do you get if you eat Chritmas Decoration (expect Justin’s beard)?
Tinselitis
Finally:
What do you call a Polar Bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you like he can’t hear you.