Check Out the Stats and Skills of Slaughterball Warren
January 30, 2015 by dracs
As you might know, Warren was recently turned into an athlete for the game of Slaughterball and now Frog the What Games have sent us a preview of his stat card.
As you can see, Warren turns out to be quite good at Sci-Fi sports. He's an especially tough butcher character, so tough in fact that players will get more points if they manage to take him down! Which means we could end up with some rather amusing moments where whole teams gang up on Warren, while totally neglecting the rest of his team who can then score with impunity.
Currently, the only thing missing from this stat card is an appropriate Warren quotation. Do you have an idea for what Frog the What should put there?
"Warren turns out to be quite good at scifi sports."
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warren your up a touch down for the game.
Should have two sets of stats, normal and with flu 😉
the sneeze of DOOM.? Lol
Could stick other players in place lol
I think my quote should be
“STUNNING!!!”
😉
@warzan obviously it should be “Stonkingly good”
How about ‘Fabulous’, seeing as its a word you’ve used over 256 million times in 12 months? Snoogins. 🙂
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I’m thinking it sould be “LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!”
Special rule: Dazzling Codpiece
quote time
“sonofabitch!”
“Killing ’em is always great” from the Bolt Action demo game or “I like to make sure my opponents are dead” from the What’s In The Box: Blasted Up Bolt Action Terrain! video.
Or simply “Happy sunday”?
“STUNNING!” is tough to beat.
But just to try . . .
“Why eight points? Because more . . . is more!”
“I’m the reason they call it Slaughterball.”
“I put the ‘laughter’ in ‘Slaughterball!'” (not 100% original)
“My other armour suit is a StuG.”
“They call me Nachtwulf.”
“Because overkill is underrated.” (not 100% original)
“You stand as much chance as one of Justin’s snacks.”
“It’s already too late.”
“What flowers would you like in your hospital room?”
Good Morning!
usually followed by
I’m joined by brother Lloyd!
‘Err on the side of awesome!’
Like to see what he looks like outside that armour.
Oh please no…
Thanks for all the suggestions, guys! Warren’s request for “STUNNING!!!” is the winner!