FREE Game for all viewers for Christmas
December 20, 2011 by crew
HO-HO-HO!
We have been planning a big Christmas game give away for some weeks now... and well... we made Darrell project manager who outsourced the development to some overseas 'experts' (the cheapest ones it turns out!)
We got the final version through today and unfortunately we are out of time, so we will have to give it to you guys anyway!
There are a couple of minor errors in there but all in all Darrell is very proud of it.
So with out further ado...
It gives Darrell great pleasure to introduce what will undoubtedly become known as a gaming masterpiece...
So download and enjoy this futuristic and quite erm... international take on the almost legendary Nine Mens Morris!
While we have you now's a good time to wish a Merry Christmas and an Amazing 2012 to all of you from all of us.
Roll on the 2012 Arockalypse Baby!
All your planets do belong to us.
I wonder how much I can get my wife to play with my Conquering Overlords Cursed Killers over the holidays?
Step one, Cut a hole in a box…
Just show her the Private Parts, that should help.
http://www.twmuseums.org.uk/acrosstheboard/games/morris.php Should link you to a little interactive game which might clear up some of the lost-in-translation stuff with Darrell’s ridiculous document 😉
Going to be printing this out and playing it with Space Marines & Chaos Space Marines.
Did you guys forget to spell check or did you mean to call the pieces “bored snegments” on purpose?
That’s exactly what we got back from Darrell’s preferred overseas manufacturer 😉
They do great copies of Warhammer Quest too (Although its difficult to know for sure what game its actually a copy of!), anyway they are just waiting for their 15mins of fame some of these days on the interwebz 😉
I would SO get a copy of the WHQ by them … from what I’ve heard though, every single copy is sold out by the time they arrive by ship. A fashion must-have (and a party favourite) for the offspring of the Russian financial elite, we don’t stand a chance seeing those reprints.
I’m going to take it that the “preferred overseas manufacturer” is Canada. After all our national animal is the Beaver.
Don’t think that 25mm is the right “scale” for this game.
I have to agree with you @t9nv3 it should be on average 5″ or more.
This may be one of the few times we all agree that Heroic scale works better.
I never laught so much @cazboab.
5 inches ? A bit disappointing if you ask me…
Oh the chaos gods have betrayed me…
I want to say something so bad but know I will recieve the ban hammer if I do.
and it will be quickly swept away. Even though the hammer may be in the cards I will quietly walk away from this one.
@brennon
Thanks for the link.
No problem, glad it helps out
BoW Ben
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read! My highly flavored mind is already swimming in the vast possibilities of striking “affraidness” into the minds of other “Esteamed” humans for the glory of the great “Almight”….I really love the mechanic that involves placing my “privates” into contact with any available circles. Lots of horizontal and “vertigo” related shenanigans going down this Christmas….Will make sure to pound my opponent into an uncomfortable state where they cannot move..or at least until their legs get a little shaky..I can see this being a game that works best with lots of alcohol. 9/10 stars… Read more »
What I’ve always wanted for Christmas… to play with Darrell’s C.O.C.K.
clean your mouth out after words mate.
is it cheating to bring the deathstar to this game?
what about Go For Yer Guns ? any news on this front ?
Enjoy the foreplay first! Stop rushing for the climax, you will enjoy life more 😉
Agreed. Knowing how and when to deploy your token is an important step that your really need to master before you ever decide to play “Go for Your Gun”
Yes… Go Fer Yer Guns is finished!
However, with all the themed weeks and new content over the last few months, I haven’t had a chance to up date the whole thing.
Look for it early in the new year… this time with Lloyd’s masterful design touch added… oh… and big lumps of wood for hand-to-hand combat!
Futuristic Nine-Mens’-Morris
Is that waving hankies…
IIIN SPAAAACE!!!!
😛
Looking forward to surprising the all the family by pulling this out on Christmas day!
With the acronym C.O.C.K. this is a deadly game. But it the acronym for the other words that scares me most, S.M.E.G.M.A.!!!! To be honest I don’t know what it means, but it’s from Darrell so it must be dirty.
If you must know just google it… But you have been warned…
Google it, or watch the special features on a Red Dwarf DVD…
It is. Very much so.
Hadn’t noticed that!!
Darrell tells me its just a type of cheese, but i’ve no idea how it tastes.
Some people like that sort of thing quite a lot… I’m not really a cheese person, but to each his own…
It doesn’t have the same effect on the throat as a good quality foie gras eh? 😉
Cant beat a good goose
Wrong, wrong, wrong!
http://youtu.be/4eYSpIz2FjU
I’ve heard there is also a solo mission pack for this game, for playing with on your own…
World Annihilation Neutron Killer Edition Rules
We think solo play is particularly important, Perfecting Electronic Natural Intelligence Systems is very hard!
But Justin is ontop of it! 😉
Justin’s Intelligent Zest Zone
I also heard that Han Solo is the best at this game. Could this be true? Back to you Warren.
I though it was Chubbbacca?!!?!
Apparently Darth Vader can play without using his hands.
His force grip is particularly impressive, calls it “choking the Rebel” apparently.
I thought that was Dark Helmet?
Also Han’s not very good to play against, he always shoots first then leaves a mess on the table.
Plus a spring release for the expansion set for even bigger games.
Vast Intergalactic Apocalypse Game Rules Addition
If you’re finding your game is difficult to get into and keep getting stuck then try this:
Learn Using Beginners Edition
Hmm, this thread is quickly becoming the definition of Facepalm. Or some kind of palm anyway…
Would that be Rosey Palm and her five lovely daughters?
@tinracer, remind me to never ask you what you named your children. I’d hate to find out what acronym they received.
Thanks chaps. The readers always come first at BoW.
Ummm, rules sez I gotta put my privates on the table. And what’s all this about playing with mine and your’n privates, huh? Well I thank ye to keep yer hands off my privates if you please, on the table or no.
Um…thanks. A great “walking in the door prize” to me. Appreciate it muchly!