Draconis: Spring Clean 2024 and onward

23rd May 2024

Me skowtin’ misshun is windin’ down now, avin’ got loads ov gud Intel.

Checked owt annuver of ‘enry ate’s gaffs called Sandgate. Da defences r pretty much gone, but I kuldnt get in – sum ummies live der now, an’ I didn’t wun ta blow me dees-guys….

Den I hin-vesty-gated a memorial fer da battle ov Britain.

I fink itz gud dat da ummies pay respekt to dose dat av dun da fightin’.

Da ummies almost saw thru me dees-guys here, one grabbin’ me.  But I uzed me kunnin’, and dees-tracted dem by buying dem tea an’ cake – dey got konfused den an’ forgot ’bout me

I ‘ad to tag along wiv da ummies fer da rest ov da day, ta keep me dees-guys up.

Dey went back to Kanter-bury, so I skowted owt da wallz.

Pretty strong, but dey fergot ta put dem all da way ’round, so ders loads ov gaps fer us!

Fownd dis small place. ‘Parently Roman ‘ad a shack ‘ere, den dat STeve Augustine came ‘ere an’ ad a pray wiv da boss nob an’ is wife and tuk the gaff ova.

Den fer sum reson dey called it St Martins…. must be annuva Steve I gess.

Chekked owt STeve Augustines ovva gaff agin, so I kuld skowt betta wivowt da rain. No defences ov any wurth still doh.

Da ummies gut a bit suss agin, so I ‘ad ta dees-tract dem agin…. dis time wiv sum stuff called eyes cream (even I wuldnt eat eyes, but ummies is weird)

Wordz ta meself – ummies get dees-tracted by sum foods, maybe we kan uze dat info. Fought I’d seen da last ov Roman, but fownd annuva place ‘eed bin.