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Misshun day 3
19th May 2024
On da trail of dese blokes called Norman I ‘erd der waz sum big battle nere Haste-ings.
Uzin’ me best stelff I snuk past a bunch of ‘ummies q-ing an’ into sum old Abbey.
‘Parently der waz sum big krumpin’ ‘ere, but seemz I mist it ?
Although, from da luks of dis stat-you dey waz sum big fellas!
Skowtin’ ’round I found dis big stone. Seemz it waz a known trip ‘azard, as it sez dat a bloke called Harold fell ‘ere.
Not sa-prized, as from da pics it seemz ‘e waz bizzy lookin’ at a pointy stikk or summit.
‘Avin mist all dese Norman’s an’ found a different bloke insted (an’ no menshun ov dat bloke called Roman) I fought it best ta hed off. Shame I mist da fightin’.
Uzin’ xtra kunnin’, I fooled da ‘ummies agin…..
My skowtin’ led me ta sum boss nob’z pad nereby at a place called Body-ham.
Do dey kant spel, an’ call it Bodiam.
I waz rite abov dem!Dis place waz well built, wiv a lode ov flippin’ water around it dat culd scare sum of da Boyz!
‘Owever, sum ov it is a ummie trik, as dey still forgot da insides!
Wordz ta meself – dis is getin’ konfusin’ wiv all dese difrent ummies.
But nun ov dem seem ta want ta hang ’round fer a scrap….
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