Middle Earth Mega Project
Who's that 'alone, in the bitter watches of the night'?
Something snivels and slimes across the ramparts of Helmsdeep, why it’s Grima Wormtongue!
Before we go any further, I have to ask the question “who at H.R. accepted this man’s C.V. for the let’s give him a interview pile?”. One can’t help but ponder why the Royal Household of Rohan didn’t have a better vetting policy, particularly with a name like that!
Slimier than Sammy the Slugs trip to the Durex Lube Factory! This guy has rules to represent his odious ability to pour treacle into the gears of a good army, and is very effective for his low points cost.
This is one character where the rules really bring this fawning, low handed and treacherous gits personality and atmosphere to the tabletop.
Grima’s on screen antics constitute as strong an argument for Sex on the NHS as I have ever seen, and if only he had found himself the love of a good Woman, perhaps a lot of bad things wouldn’t have happened in Rohan!
If he had washed the grease out of his hair, let his eyebrows grow back and ditched the snot rag, who knows? perhaps he could have snagged himself a Mrs Wormtongue and lived out his days playing Barry White records every night!
If you are taking Saruman to the tabletop, his toadying, perfidious, gimp of a mate Grima is indispensable!
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