Mortal vs Marco
Step 7: Take an Airbrush and Hoon Paint all Over the Neatly Painted Base Colours Like Some Kind of Animal!
Ok, I’m clinging on for dear life now. Marco has broken out the airbrush and seems to think it’s funny to tint tiny details with seemingly no regard for overspray. His god-like powers compel the paint to land in the right places. Me, however? It was like giving a firehose to a 5 year old child. Like giving surgical tools to a Neanderthal. It was never going to work.
It wasn’t too bad as pictured above. My ham-fistedness could just about cope with the cape.
But Marco had clearly decided to pull a Mo Farah on me and kicked for home, leaving me taking a piss in the gutter with Paula Radcliffe.
From the front…yuck!
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