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Is it a bird? is it a plane? No, it's Spandex Man! - Part One

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Civilians – Vigilantes

The citizens are shown to be a mixed bag. 98% are unemployed (due to advances in robotics) and range from lazy and sloth-like to highly rebellious violent criminals, bent on destroying and killing as much as they can for whatever reason they can think of at that time, if any. Most of the Judges seem to view them like a well-loved dim cat, stupid, greedy but with an unseen value that’s worth protecting with everything they have. Although at times they’ve shown a huge lack of empathy towards them, such as when Chief Judge Francisco asked them if a large number that were on welfare could commit suicide in his Christmas message to help balance the budget for the following year.  Some Judges openly view them as a nuisance to be removed, or like Judge Manners, as a sub-human race to be used and abused as the Judges see fit.

The citizens occupy their time with many strange and outright bizarre hobbies, such as simping (recreational stupidity), bat gliding, sky surfing and peeping (spying on people at home and in public), which is illegal when done for sexual purposes, but legal when done under the authority of a Judge. If any of these ever get out of hand, and there is no legal justification for banning, the Judges simply impose a heavy tax on them, restricting them to only the few very wealthy citizens.

Most are poorly educated, and many can barely read or write, some sectors are said to be entirely illiterate, but Judges aren’t that concerned, as it makes it easier for them to control and they can weed out the more intelligent simply when major crimes occur.  Those that can read though are not much better, for example, when a book that detailed how to commit suicide was released, thousands of previously non suicidal citizens (including the book’s author) killed themselves since they had read how to do it in the book.  At one point in some of the more dangerous blocks, the Judges took to putting sedative drugs into the air systems to help keep the citizens more docile and easier to control.

Some though do show huge promise, intelligence, and have extremely useful skills, many top scientists and engineers are not Judges. Most of the city’s biggest advancements in areas such as food, new materials, non-weapon or military technology, medicine and architecture and construction design (including the Halls of Justice) came from ordinary citizens. All the major businesses and entertainment (apart from Justice Department propaganda channels) figures are citizens as are a lot of the city’s diplomats, but they always report to a Judge before making any decisions. But not all valued skills are the same as the real-world ones, examples of this are human taxidermy and professional gluttony. Most of the highly intelligent citizens end up in crime such as PJ Maybe, and Nero Narcos, as they are very limited in the wealth or power they can attain (the amount of real power a citizen can gain though is very limited) legally.

It's just another normal day in Sector 4, but this is Mega City One and nothing is ever normal here.It's just another normal day in Sector 4, but this is Mega City One and nothing is ever normal here.
In a secluded corner a small group of orange clad civilians start to gather, could this be our old friend Perry Pipkins up to his shenanigans again?In a secluded corner a small group of orange clad civilians start to gather, could this be our old friend Perry Pipkins up to his shenanigans again?
Their weird chanting is muffled out by the relentless sound of constantly moving traffic.   Meanwhile at the other end of the block, Judge Martina deals with one of the locals for littering.Their weird chanting is muffled out by the relentless sound of constantly moving traffic. Meanwhile at the other end of the block, Judge Martina deals with one of the locals for littering.
Above them, a masked crusader and his trusty sidekick keep a watchful eye on the many civilians as they go about their business.  In a city filled with so many bored citizens, its not long before something happens.Above them, a masked crusader and his trusty sidekick keep a watchful eye on the many civilians as they go about their business. In a city filled with so many bored citizens, its not long before something happens.
The chanting intensifies as Mr Pipkins and the newly reformed Order of the Carrot reaches the crescendo of its ritual.   Having learnt from his earlier mistake Grand Master Pipkins is guaranteed success this time.The chanting intensifies as Mr Pipkins and the newly reformed Order of the Carrot reaches the crescendo of its ritual. Having learnt from his earlier mistake Grand Master Pipkins is guaranteed success this time.
But as we all know, nothing in life is guaranteed, except that one day you will die.  With a foul scream it appears that today was that day for Cabal member Smith.  A hideous entity from another dimension rips into his body tearing his soul apart. Perry Pipkins uses all his power to control the beast...But as we all know, nothing in life is guaranteed, except that one day you will die. With a foul scream it appears that today was that day for Cabal member Smith. A hideous entity from another dimension rips into his body tearing his soul apart. Perry Pipkins uses all his power to control the beast...
... and fails!  With a high pitched scream of his own, Perry Pipkins lifts up the front of his gown and leads the hasty retreat,... and fails! With a high pitched scream of his own, Perry Pipkins lifts up the front of his gown and leads the hasty retreat,
Sensing danger, Spandex Man and Miss Marvellous swoop down  to the street just in time to see a blur of orange linen go streaking past.Sensing danger, Spandex Man and Miss Marvellous swoop down to the street just in time to see a blur of orange linen go streaking past.
Our lone judge has also heard the commotion and rushes to take control of the situation.Our lone judge has also heard the commotion and rushes to take control of the situation.
The Order of the Carrot take their opportunity as former Cabal member Smith turns all his fury onto Miss Marvellous.The Order of the Carrot take their opportunity as former Cabal member Smith turns all his fury onto Miss Marvellous.

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