Salve Mutinus Tutunus!

Due to another fine once over of a range by the crew with a Weekender I have seen more minis I want oh so badly. I will deny Gerry the joy of a Greek themed force just yet with his Harryhausen reference in this week’s episode, for the moment, as I think Romans are in need of need of some love. Really its an excuse to put a spotlight on the love affair between Justin, Warren and (as South Park once put it) a Redwood forest of penis. Ok, it may not be chock full of cock because there’s only so far even I will take a joke but there will be wee willies here and there.

As a force build I’ve thought that Naughtius Maximus and Biggus Dickus must be included. The question remains though, should I not also have Cerius Phallus present? Alright, I think there are the names for my leader and a couple of lieutenants.

Thanks to seeing what things Mierce have been up to since the last time I looked in on their ranges I believe a ‘dire’ wolf will be mandatory. One of the Romulan wolves of the Apenines (larger than the Capitoline ones) make the fantastic more plausible and will act as the beast mount of an 80x50mm base. I won’t show which one I’ve decided on yet as its still up in the air while I consider the epic nature of the miniature.

I will say that there won’t be any cock riders as special units for the cavalry. It may have been a funny thing to see printed as a gift but I would want to actually field this on a table at my FLGS and not get commentary. There will be humor in this but for the sake of play I will definitely be keeping it subdued. A vexillum or signum held by certain troops are going to be my playground. I laugh even now as I think more on it.