A tale of two worlds
The Battle of Sandrigham - Part Two
The Battle of Sandrigham
Part Two
The Stahlfahrrad, Prussian Scout bike, barges through the Highlanders holding the secondary entrance. A closely following Clank is not so lucky and is battered to death single handily by Captain Mc Doogle
The Stahlfahrrad lines up a flanking shot on the H.M.M.S Gladiator, unfortunately Wachtmeister Eberhard hadn’t counted on the most fearsome thing in the British Empire¦
A Queen Victoria, who was anything but amused, with her trusty double barrelled hunting shotgun.
Highlanders, realising that their rifle fire is having little effect on the clanks, unleash volley after volley into the much squishier Prussians.
Without the constant supply of people to keep the Clanks fully wound up its not long before they start to grind to a halt.
With the Prussian assault in ruins the few survivors make a fighting withdrawal, erm ok it was more of a rout.
In a last act of defiance the Derailer fires a departing shot at the Queen¦ A direct Hit!
A deadly silence covers the battlefield whilst both sides wait for the smoke to clear¦
People gasp, the only person left standing is Lady Marmalade. But wait, the body of the Queen is nowhere to be seen.
In a bizarre act of pure chance the Queen was blasted into sky by the explosion. Only the several layers of petticoats saves her, acting as a parachute bringing Her Majesty, trailing a thin whisper of smoke, down safely onto a nearby roof top.
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