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Can someone tell me why this has been appearing: “We also adopt Glasgow pub rules: NAE POLITICS & NAE RELIGION”?

Now, call me Mr. Conspiracy-Theory, but I think it is ‘someone’ being a choob and not reading the rules full before sticking his oar in. Then again, it might be the Mandela Effect again. I found a ‘Fall’ badge on my right collar this morning, but I always wear them on the left! Not as weird as you might think. Then again, I just wondered if the bit that was removed was the bit about Jerry?

@onlyonepinman – as soon as I saw the car I thought of the song, ‘Terranova Cain’ by The Church. (note: better be careful that their name doesn’t get removed)

The Viking guy with the spear is very impressive. 300pts. His beard is so long it is coming out of his pants!

@robert – you just can’t get enough! 500pts. Do you have one of those things you ‘roll’ your greenstuff in? Very gross.

@mage – got you! No txt tlk and that is 4 eva. Don’t make me start tutting. I suppose late is better than never, but I am sure I will regret saying that after reading your answers. As usual.

1. I have never had someone who I thought was a fraud. I have met a few ‘instructors’ who were supposed to be good, but weren’t all that impressive. I went to a JKD seminar with Larry Hartsell, but after the first half I asked for my money back and went home. He was crap. I took one of his books to get signed, but didn’t bother.

You have to be careful training with someone older, especially if you have not trained with them for a while. When I was in my 20’s and 30’s I would practice techniques that I would never even consider now. It also appears they they have slowed-down a bit, but that is just an optical illusion.

2. You pee and wash your hands? I was taught not to piss on my hands, but in the toilet! 300pts. Weirdo. Maybe you are German? I know what you mean – a scoosh as out.

You shouldn’t keep paper in the dunnie. Not good for germs! Dunny paper is exempt otherwise you would be doing the ‘convict shuffle’ evertime you need to wipe.

“Playdough machines” – I love it. 500pts.

3. team sports are for the braindead! 5000pts.

Nice pipework! Very nice colours. Bloody hell…you have been making up for lost time.