@yavasa – well I think you look very handsome! 200pts. Too many burgers when you have been on the swally.

Confession time: I have only played one of those hex games. It was called Air Cav and I played it the day GW started selling it. They broke a copy open and were one play short. Good job I am under 6 foot. Very awesome looking game.

@ceppie – you are just 30 hours late, don’t worry about it. I was just keeping them warm until you got here! Once again there was mutterings from below stairs, but nothing I couldn’t handle. Some people need a teaspoon a cement to harden them up.

Bollocks to that rat…can’t you just call the Mounties? Failing that, how about a good drubbing? I’ll post you a clip of the Big Man.

That is a pretty mean looking undead(?) dude. He needs his 5-a-day.

1. Next time I am in Newcastle I will have to get you a cigar. Non-exploding of course. 100pts. Never even touched a cigarette. Urrrgh.

2. Over her Bonfire Night (November 5th) is a “never get out of the boat” moment for me. Fireworks = not a good time. Years ago while wandering home on the 4th of November some neds fired a rocket up the street and I dived into a neighbours garden. I never even realised it happened until it was over.

If a sharp, loud noise happens and I don’t know it is coming then I tend to really over-react. I also find myself being hyper-alert when I am out and there are large amounts of people. Sometimes I have frozen when I see bit of junk under a car. Anything box shaped and i’m across the road sweating like Gary Glitter at a sports day.

Funny, they never mentioned this during recruitment?

I have only seen this crap as I was forced to stay as immobile as possible.

3. So is it going to keep getting worse or do you think what you are experiencing is just a hiccup? We have naturally shitty weather in the north of England and I can’t say I have noticed any changes. We always have had ‘heat waves’ in the autumn and other odd things. There is not enough land for anything like you get!

I also notice that I am as popular as a fart in a spacesuit this week?