@limburger – they are very characterful. I don’t get to see things very often that are 40K related! 200pts.

Jamie showed my a picture he had seen somewhere of an Ork Assault squad, but their armour all joined together to make a Rhino. Genius stuff.

The jeep got it’s name because of what went on in the back when you put the cover up. It is not called an “Officer’s mess” for nothing.

@robert – of course they have Monopoly in shops! I bought my copy in Woolworths. I just had to do that. 500pts.

Fine. I will bow to your superiour knowledge on the subject. Wacoshop IS NOT a monopoly. However, they are thieves and bandits with almost no respect for the customers. Maybe that is what I meant all along?

Beautiful Daisies. 500pts. Do you get a lot of Snails when it rains? Remember is advice if someone pisses you off: wait for a hot day, buy them and ice-cream, but put Slugs in it!

You need to clean your crack out too.

You are quite right about the scale thing! @oriskany would have a seizure. Better hide it. I still like the PSC stuff better. Sorry.

@ceppie – I was about to fund Derek for a rescue mission. What do I do with him now? Better sterilize the claw-hammer.

Those gates are rubbish…I can see the strings holding them up! -1000pts. I have the invoice from the PO downstairs and I can take it to the shop tomorrow as I have “something” to collect.

I am sure I used to right address, the new one you sent to me. There was some good bits in there. Good job I didn’t put the Forge World thing in there. It wouldn’t fit in the only box I had (one of the ones you get inside Infinity starter sets).

Don’t worry – I didn’t put your name on the Turtles. Your Russian tank spotters guide needs checking – that thing is a KV-1. Maybe it’s this Mandela Effect I have been hearing about?

We would need a really good ‘cover-story’ for when Heather started sniffing about!

I might have fired him and them give him a severe malkie. See, nobody has any decency about them anymore.

@woldenspoons – you have SJW’s and “health & saftey” at work to blame for that. My Uncle Jack was always sleeping when he was at work…he said it was the best bit. He died peacefully sleeping at work when he was 48. I have no idea about the other 300 passengers on the plane.

Can you not go to the toilet and have a cat-nap? Do it and if they threaten to sack you just tell them you are ‘trans’ or identify as a persecuted minority and you will be fine. You identify as a “female dream-unicorn” and sleeping is how you express it. Sorted.

That sign is brilliant. 1000pts.

@oriskany – they were posted…I have the PO thingy next to the one for @ceppie. I’ll dig them out and PM you the details.