@ceppie – I have been looking up stuff about Manitoba ever since I sent you that package. Research for my future visit! I was only being a dick about the C&D. I am not Games Wacoshop after all.

Anything that even sounds like “spirited energy” is too leftie-pinko for me. It is all just make believe. Crystal skulls my arse. Evidence please? [tumble-weed rolls past]

If you want a really good giggle then check out a guy called Dr. Steven Greer (MD). He gets visited by alien ambassadors from Galactic Federations. You can join a weekend for $4000. Sounds very greasy to me. He is all pumped-up and stated he could bench-press 440. Dave went rel Happy Mondays and posed a comment saying, “You mean 440 guys [the rest has been omitted on legal advice]!” The guy is a total choob. I think he is secretly the “biker” from the Village People.

Their was also the dyslyxic SAS unit…stormed in Harrods looking for Bed Linen!

Welshman walks into a pub, with a pig under his arm. Barman says, “Where did you get that?” The pig replies, “It started as a boil on my arse and now look at it!” OR The pig says, “Oh, I won it in a raffle!”

Platoon – awesome movie, but one of those things you have to be in the right mood for. Very heavy in places. If that look he exchanges with the vet (when he gets off the transport) is not enough to give you the fear then I don’t know what will!

I started to ask how your brother was doing, but I saw the bottom of the page. Good one.

@irredeemable – a VERY impressive bit of work…so far. 200pts. I might have to get myself one. His trousers look inspired by the banned film, ‘A Chocolate Orange’.

Wow – that game looks very impressive. What do you do? I could look, but who needs Goggle.

You even got a delivery! What a day. I was expecting one, but it never came.