Rule The Realms Of Chaos With New Wood Axe Dwarven Lord
June 13, 2019 by cassn
There’s a dwarfish saying: ‘All trees are felled at ground-level’ - although this is said to be an excessively bowdlerized translation for a saw which more literally means, ‘When his hands are higher than your head, his groin is level with your teeth.' - Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
Personally, I would never insult a dwarf but, then again, I like my kneecaps attached to my legs. Indeed, only a man with a limited lifespan and no urge to have kids would insult the new Chaos Dwarf Lord from Wood Axe Miniatures. Look at those teeth.
Ahem, let's hope Pratchett's saying isn't true when it comes to this guy. This Chaos Lord is The Punishing Hand of the East, General of the First Wave, and Keeper of the Fire of the Great Forge.
That may be a lot of titles but, to be honest, when he is brandishing weapons like that, he could walk in and name himself King of OnTabletop and I wouldn't argue with him.
Cast in high-quality resin, this 28mm miniature is fantastically detailed and really embodies that short, stout, and stacked dwarven style of carrying as much armour and weapons as possible without keeling over.
This Dwarven Chaos Lord is currently available from Wood Axe Miniatures, and you can check him out in more detail over on their Facebook page. Maybe wear a cup.
What is your favourite dwarven quote/fact? Tell us below!
"Short, stout, and stacked dwarven style!"
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he looks great.
That looks really nice.
It took me a while to work out what you meant by “wear a cup” – I know the item you are referring to better as a “box” or a “gooly protecter”. One never went out to bat without his box!
If he has an army to follow I’m very interested
Lovely!
Too much of a knuckle dragger for my liking.