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December 26, 2018 at 9:53 pm #1317534

limburger

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ain’t nobody touching my baubles … festive or otherwise.

Any rumours that combat has occurred within the vicinity of the North Pole is fake news.

We further deny *redacted by Big S* in order to save Christmas was done by a covert strike team.

Any information regarding this operation, which never happened is classified top secret.

Additional there is no info that a team called ‘Red Six’ does exist within the Antartic division of our global defense initiative.

As such we can not provide a battle report as no such thing ever happened nor will such a thing ever happen under my watch.

To conclude in the words of our glorious leader : fake news, fake … news … fake news.